WOULDN'T IT BE SOMETHING...

 IF YOUR INSURANCE CONTRACT COULD TALK ?
IT WOULD TELL A STORY THAT SOUNDS LIKE THIS:

I am a piece of paper; but even more:

I am an idea.

I am a promise.

I help men and women see visions, dream dreams and achieve economic immortality.

I am an education for the children.

I am savings.

I am also property that increases in value from year to year.

I lend money when you need it most - with no questions asked.

I pay off mortgages so that the family can remain in its own home.

I assure fathers and mothers the daring to live and the moral right to die.

I guarantee the continuity of business, protect the jobs of employees, conserve the employer's investment.

I am the difference between "Old Man" and "Elderly Gentleman".

I provide cash if illness, injury, old age or death cuts off the bread winner's income.

I am the only thing father can buy on the installment plan that mother doesn't have to finish paying for.

I am protected by laws that prevent creditors from assessing the money to give to your loved ones.

I bring dignity, peace of mind, and security to the latter years of life.

I supply investment capital that makes the smoke go up the chimneys, wheels turn and motors hum.

I guarantee that there WILL always be Christmas with tinsel, a happy fireside and laughter of children even though father or mother is not there.

I am the guardian angel of the home.

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